Tuesday, December 8, 2009

Jiffy's $1.75
seriously brand new :D








My beloved purple top $4.50 which looks awsome paired with my denim vest ^^


My dress :D although it isn't so shiny in real life, stupid flash makes it look weird -____-
fck my man shoulders.




Sunday, December 6, 2009





Stefi:...We're on a horse
Stefi's mum: A horse, what kind of horse?!





















I love op shopping :) lots and lots.



Shoes- $12.50




Goofy Bag :) - $5.50








My week has been non-stop, Haven't been bored once :D that's a new record people.
Christmas party was funny as and lunch/op shopping with the girlies thursday was amazing :D
Haven't posted for awile.. merr. But i'm looking forward to whatever adventures pop up since my parentals are being chill, mostly cause i've been a good girl :) hiccup. So more pics and posts then.
Cant' wait til sarah's motherfuckingmocktailparty, gunna' be awsome and i'm going food shopping with saz' Thursday, something which i'm looking forward to cause' food shopping is funny when the rent's arn't with ya.
Fck i'm thirsty craving that rasberry mineral water right now!
Still wanna go soundwave, mum hinted that she had been doing her research on it,
me/ jumps in car after work.
silence for 5 mins
mum/ so-in-so at work said her daughter went to stereosonic, cops were everywhere apparently. Not good at all. What'd you want to go to? summersonic?
me: soundwave..
mum: Yeah ya not gunna get in you have to be 18..
Me: NO it's 'all ages' i'll prove it to ya
mum: /continues. Not to mention the fact that there's going to be weirdos everywhere.
me: ffs i'm not stupid.
mum: DONT SWEAR!
/gets home runs to laptop. Prints off website FAQ stating 'ALL AGES'
me: see.
mum: oh.
mum: we'll see.
goddammit!
I love Owl city!






Saturday, November 28, 2009

Haven't been on here in awile?

Exams are over, no work to be handed up. Even if I did wing the exams and fail. I'm free. I Can do whatever I want. I Can see whoever I want , pretty much whenever I want. Hazah!

But yesterday was the last day For Weno-n-ah, Cindy Bonnie & Izzy D: so devo. Why must everyone leave?!


At least the next few days are not completly dead, which is a change. Usually i'm bored shitless after the first weekend.

Tomorrow.
A spec. gathering TOP SECRET. Well not really but still not game enough to type, just incase.

Monday.
Peer Support thingo jingo. Not Sure whether we wear casual? Someone please inform me otherwise things could be embarrasing.

Tuesday.
Presentation rehersals 11:00am-?
Skin appointment 3:45pm
Presentation Night AAMI Stadium -Someone please tell me what time? is it 7:00-ish?

Wednesday.
Work x-mas party Woodville bowls 7:00pm

Friday (Dec 11)
Saz's mocktail partay! :DD yip yip.

Note: I very much like 'mother' drinks. I've have not felt sleepy at alllll today! 8)

Note 2 : Fucking comp turns it's fucking self off all the fucking time @: god bloody damn you box of nuts and bolts! . Thank god blogger saves automatically. Hence the reason that..

I'm saving up for a new laptop. This one is heavy and dies every 15 minutes and through boredom I have scratched off it's once glossy paint job off and I have re-painted pretty colours over it. Only to realise now, that it looks super tacky.
Hello thin, light, black and red Toshiba compltete with 3.0 Ghz! 1000GB HDD :O and bluetooth; and much more super awsomeness. Will you let me pay off your 2599 pricetag slowly each week? You better.

Thursday, November 19, 2009

A Horny revolution.

GRANNY TRANNY

Rasputan the mutan! aka Jasmine
Ruth...aka Jackie..

P.s I hate Jasmine argent, she's a whore.

Louie's request: "Louie is sick and is 'mang on' as jasmine is describing him. Yeah peesh!

This is Jasmine argent reporting from the depths of the library cellar..
at the moment herds of screaming kids, mostly year 8's are being sacraficed to
the granny tranny to seduce her, and tend to her horny needs.

You get where this story is going yeah?
We won't go into the horny details.

Jasmeena obv. needs a cold shower atm.
Edit by jaz : A long cold shower. To wank.
ew Jasmine no. stop there.

if you have an issus heres a tissue

I'll give you a nickel if you tickle my pickle!!

Last day! suck on that everyone who is not on their last day and looking foward to the next day as they still have another day whilst we do not.
merrrr.

moo with your horny cow.
bahh with your sexually active sheep.

I'm too sexy for my shirt, too sexy for my shirt, too sexy yeh it hurttttsss.

Stefi just sharted

Thursday, November 12, 2009

"My priorities are out of whack."

Being at home, is fantastic yes i'm being unsociable but it's better than me fainting at school and being towed away. Although i'm not doing work like i was intending to, but i will get to it, in about an hour or so. Maybe.

Exams, freaking out! yet i'm not doing anything to prepare so i can only blame myself. It's just i've lost all ambition, i'm usually dead by term 4 anyways.

Hot weather+school attendence= No thanks.

and whoever keeps pranking me? FUCK OFF stupid private number shit of yours. asdfghjkl! Fckuing idiots ring up first time round 12-ish ...
me: ello?
fuckers: 'eh thar pretty laiiidaayy..
then they go on to say something bout going to fiji and 'getting down'? -_____-
me: fuck off/ hangs up.

then they just kept ringing and heavy breathing into the phone.. like seriously get a life! is it possible to block private numbers?

ugh.




and as for you.
I was stupid to think it would work in the first place.

Saturday, November 7, 2009

And if you stop? I'll put the killer ants in your pants!

To LOUIE, who has actually created an account. So now he can comment on my posts seeing as he checks each day. Don't deny it, you do. ahaha,

List of things that need doing.

-English essay (you'd think with like a free week i would have got it done? , no.)
-PLS D:
-Math test friday -____-
-Exam prep.
-Actually Have fun? like that's gunna happen until, i dunno, 2050.

I have gone through 40 bucks of phone cred so far this month O__O stop. now. Before it's too late.

and I got soda all over my laptop, now it has sticky goodness. At least it smells nice?


fcuk. fukc. fkcu.

Thursday, November 5, 2009

Have you ever danced on the edge?

This is what happens when you have strict arse parents. Something which usually is very simple becomes complicated. I feel like crying. Nice.

On a lighter note. I very much like free pencil samplers :DD 3 free watercolours all creatacolour (L)_____(L) Golly gawd i fell in love when they hit paper, and creatacolour pastels, WATER SOLUBLE! OMGOMGOMG. and awsome japanese water/brush dispenser. <3>

But mum won't let me experiment til I clean my room, and to be frank. I'm scared.

cries.

/Looks in mirror.

"You're a screw up"..

Wednesday, November 4, 2009

Dude? I'll cripple your style.

So so so tired. But the week has been good.


And I'm actually pro at guitar hero, even if i do have this disturbing look of extreme concentration on my face. song: 'fell in love with the girl at the rock show..' me: 'red, red, yellow-pause-yellow yellow yellow, red.. FUCK no blueblueblue!/ stomps foot..


Max bemis has this beautiful voice, I want the new album D: anyone wanna get me a present?


ugh, work in an hour, i'm going to look shit house with my slouch and retarded bruised finger -____-


Sayonara bitches. x


/grunt.

I think i'm going nuts waiting to see him.

Tuesday, November 3, 2009

sigh.

I just want to eat him all up. /shucks

Sunday, November 1, 2009

Be with me?

Haven't been on here in awile, mainly because i'm am very much enjoying the fact that i can do nothing and i can just lay around and think deeply. But whilst i'm am deep thinking i am still getting behind. ugh,


First Day of WE was pre' chill. Figured that i can fall in love with inatimate objects. Hellooo ink brush and leather indian art book (L)_____(L) . The couple there are heaps nice and all these artsy people walk on through talking in their artsy lingo.


oh and there is such thing as rabbit skin glue and squirrel paint brushes. Interesting indeed.


Atm/ Sitting here watching the OC , having a marathon, eating my vegetable feutus' aka cold rolls.






As we wake up in your room
Your face is the first thing I see
The first time I've seen love
And the last I'll ever need
You remind her that your future
Will be nothing without her
Never lose her, I'm afraid
Better think of something good to say
But it's all been done more than once
I'll keep on trying
Oh god don't let me be the only one who says
No, at the top of our lungs there's no
No, such thing as too young
Second chances won't leave you alone
Then there's faith in love
She was always the one
I'll repeat it again, the one
No such thing as too young
Red lights flashing on the car we're kissing in
Call me crazy, I've always tried to remind her
That the future's just a few heartbeats away from disaster
I'm afraid that I've thrown it all away
No, at the top of our lungs, there's no
No such thing as too young
Second chances won't leave you alone
No, at the top of our lungs, there's no
No such thing as too young
Second chances won't leave you alone
No, we'll repeat it again, there's no
No such thing as too young
Second chances won't leave you alone
Cause there's faith in love
If you kiss me goodnight
I'll know everything' is alright
Second chances won't leave us alone
Won't leave us alone
Cause there's faith in love
edit: contemplating whether or not to cut and dye my hair.
again.
what colour people? what cut?
i've screwed it up so many times i just wanna get it right! (@)______(@)
+ I'm considering going for a swim atm too. shall be interesting whether I die of shock or not but my chances appear good.

Monday, October 26, 2009

Facebook convo worth posting.

Cindy Nguyen WENONAH :D thank you for the sperm. i love it! its sooo cute, cant stop playing with it :L roflmao lover you. remember to bring the mircosoft disk to school tmrw ♥
2 hours ago · Comment · / · See Wall-to-Wall

Jacqueline Edwards
did you give cindy what i think you gave cindy?
2 hours ago · Delete

Wenonah Oliver
maybe I did and maybe I didn't, you'll just have to wait and see. Cindy bring the sperm tomorrow so we can show Jackie ;)
2 hours ago

Cindy Nguyen
O_O" omggggg jacqui LOL!wished you were at sschool today D: could have had the chance to see my new sperm roflmao.
2 hours ago

Jacqueline Edwards
O_______O
2 hours ago · Delete

Cindy Nguyen
okays sure thang! then jacqui can play with my sperm too (:
2 hours ago

Jacqueline Edwards
should i be scared?
2 hours ago · Delete

Wenonah Oliver
you can just see Jackies face. lololol.
2 hours ago

Cindy Nguyen
no, you should be horny ;)
2 hours ago

Cindy Nguyen
LOLOL true true.
2 hours ago

Wenonah Oliver
lol
2 hours ago

Jacqueline Edwards
Oliver did you impregnate cindy? cause this is getting creepy
2 hours ago · Delete

Wenonah Oliver
well if she is pregnant it must be my child ^.^
2 hours ago

Jacqueline Edwards
and that child must be killed.
about an hour ago · Delete

Wenonah Oliver
nononononononnonono
about an hour ago

Jacqueline Edwards
we can't risk a 'wendy' on planet earth.
about an hour ago · Delete

Wenonah Oliver
rofl
about an hour ago

Cindy Nguyen
jacqui, would you like wenonah to fertalise your egg for you instead?
about an hour ago

Cindy Nguyen
:D
about an hour ago

Wenonah Oliver
lmao, or maybe you want to have cindys child?
about an hour ago

Jacqueline Edwards
sure thang O_____O/ cricket chirps. Jackie runs to england.
about an hour ago · Delete

Wenonah Oliver
lolololol :X
about an hour ago

Cindy Nguyen
jacqui runs to england to get the royal cot for the baybay :L
about an hour ago

Cindy Nguyen
thnank you jacqui. lover you jacqui ♥
about an hour ago

Wenonah Oliver
:L
about an hour ago

Jacqueline Edwards
Cindy, i had this shrink called, erm, mirabbeellaqsjwdjdjnwq kuzosko, she works wonders on the mind. Really helped me and my issues. Would you like her number?
about an hour ago · Delete

Wenonah Oliver
this is better than pay tv lololololol
about an hour ago

Jacqueline Edwards
bursts out in song/ "I'm too sexy for my shirt, too sexy for my shirt, So sexy yeah it hurts"
about an hour ago · Delete

Jacqueline Edwards
ahaha that song has been in my head all fcking day -______-
about an hour ago · Delete

Wenonah Oliver
lol, 28 comments, not a bad effort people ;)
about an hour ago

Jacqueline Edwards
I got to 100 one time. So best we keep talking.
about an hour ago · Delete

Jacqueline Edwards
but maybe later i got deeeenar. nom.
about an hour ago · Delete

Cindy Nguyen
ROFLMAO jacqui you are too sxc for your shirt ;)
about an hour ago

Cindy Nguyen
i can take it off for you ;)
about an hour ago

Jacqueline Edwards
/books plane to antartica.
about an hour ago · Delete

Wenonah Oliver
leave your window unlocked tonight Cindy, its my night not stefis ;)
about an hour ago

Cindy Nguyen
roflmao aiights, i'll leave my window open that jacqui babe anyday :DDDDD
about an hour ago

Wenonah Oliver
ayyyyyy
about an hour ago

Stefi Beka
Cindy! >.>Wenonah you bish. stealing my lady. tsk tsk tsk.You wait tomorrow. We will take this at school.and and Hey Jackie, you sxc beast (;
23 minutes ago

Emilka Misiewicz
LMFAOi love that sperm (: its sexy
20 minutes ago

Cindy Nguyen
rolfmao! omg this is one HUMP-able and FCUK-able convo :Dcindy likes!
9 minutes ago

Stefi Beka
no you are. (;
8 minutes ago

Emilka Misiewicz
LMFAOnioceee
6 minutes ago

Jacqueline Edwards
who's humpable and fcukable?
3 minutes ago · Delete

Stefi Beka
Cindy. (;big time.
3 minutes ago

Jacqueline Edwards
I was hoping you'd say me. sulk/ goes cries in corner.
about a minute ago · Delete

Stefi Beka
Oh sorry jackie. ur slap ass-able. (;
about a minute ago

Jacqueline Edwards
yeow. Only just read over the convo and realised how incredibly disturbed we are.

Sunday, October 25, 2009

FTSK

"Well I'm just a fool for you and I think I'm going crazy. I can't control myself or contain my thoughts It's eating me up inside. Now I see everything a little more clearly. The bad outweighs the good things. Was this every good thing for me? Oh oh Was this every good thing for me? Oh oh.

You're just a phone call away. Every day you seem further away (you're just a phone call away) I do my best to put my pride aside and apologize, cut myself down a notch (Every day you seem further away) And I know I said some things that hurt. But It took ninety seven missed calls to finally get over you

All I, all I really wanted was a good job. A nine to five never seemed to cut it. Was too wrapped up in her to be working like that. Soon you'll see that everything will work out for me. So keep your promises you promised to me. Whoa oh oh yeah

You're just a phone call away. Every day you seem further away. (your just a phone call away) I do my best to put my pride aside and apologize cut myself down a notch (Every day you seem further away) I know I said some things that hurt. But it took ninety seven missed calls to finally get over you

You're taking me places I've never been. You're feeling me out and I'm filling you in. What's more important? Saving yourself or letting me in? What's more important? What's more important? What's more important? Saving yourself or letting me in ?

You're just a phone call away. Every day you seem further away (you're just a phone call away) I do my best to throw my pride aside and apologize, cut myself down a notch

(Every day you seem further away) I know I said some things that hurt

But it It took ninety seven missed calls to finally get over you."

Saturday, October 24, 2009

wqdhdbwfbuwqfegyewgfew gah!

I can't believe I cried whilst watching a Bridge to Terebithia. What is wrong with me? But seriously, Leslie should not have died I felt like crawling in the TV and hugging Jessie, the poor luv.


and my bro is in the other room watching Eragon, how come I have not seen the heavenly Ed Speelers before? my gawd I think I just had a heart attack..
lordy lordy lord.

Believe me, i'm lying.

Why the frick is christmas stuff out already? it's October! you sad sad people. Ya' like chipmunks, collecting mass amounts of walnuts, or in this case chocolate and shit, and store it away like nutters going into hibernation , seriously chocolate has a use by date.


Ate 5 cold rolls today, by god they are heaven on the tastbuds, I don't care that I spent 12 dollars on them. So so so very worth it.


I just figured that i have 2 months left to stay on these god damn skin tablets. no more aching joints and sheets of skin peeling of my lips D: must say i'm pretty happy with my progress, no lumps to be seen :D just redness, lots of it and scarring which I have to wait even longer for to go away. Fingers crosses i'm makeup free by january. I know that sounds far away but it's nothing considering the fact that i've been putting up with this shit for like 3 years.


hmmf.


Really wanna rent a movie but too lazy to leave the house. I feel crap lately, not up with it. Feel's like verything is moving too fast for me.
I want a hug. That's how low i've stooped.
Looking forward to Amber's birthday friday :) have the op. to get all dressed up for once, still have the feeling that the dress is to frilly though -_____-


Sticky photos <3

Saturday, October 17, 2009

"I'm in love with a critic and a skeptic."

Note: Bought FTSK new album today, it's awsome.

With Today's blog i'm going to list my randomness. To see how much I can actually realise. (note: most of the stuff you may have already realised)

-I find the floor odly comfortable.
-I have the ability to speak to seagulls.
-I'm pretty sure I am a homophobic. That's bad i know, but it's true.
-I like the smell of the petrol station, but i am not a petrol sniffer.
-When I was little I used to collect rocks from some weird gypsy shop and pronounced yellow as yerrow.
-I hate the taste of tomatoes and bananas.
-I was told in year 4 that I needed a tutor, for my poor english skills, aha, never got one, suckers.
-I have a thing for guy's with nice noses.
-I think freckles are adorable.
-I still have a bath everynight like a 5 year old.
-I look forward to just being still and quiet, and being able to think about everything in life.
-I do not like overplayed radio music.
-I wear makeup not only to hide my horrid skin, but to hide the fact that I blush which is a dead giveaway for many things.
-I stutter like crazy, but I hide it well.
-I get nervous alot, so I compensate for it by acting like an idiot.
-I'm not particulary sure what colour my hair is anymore.
-I wish I did ballet.
-I love sitting in the rain when no one is around.
-I am double jointed in three places.
-I wish I was slightly more normal.
-I burn so easily these days.
-I get nervous when I know people are watching me write.
-I'd give so much to be able to play an instrument.
-I really want to sing infront of others for once in my life, and not sound like a broken record.
-I want dark blue contacts.
-I can't delete stuff off my PC -______- it could be homework from year 8! but I refuse to delete it because 'I may need it someday', which I know I will not.
-I can't talk to anyone about my thoughts cause I think that they will 'silently judge me'
-I think that just because they don't say it doesn't mean they are not thinking it, think about it.
-I enjoy long car trips and sleeping in the car even when it's parked in the driveway.
-I can't stand the feeling of seawater in my hair.
-I am horrible when it comes to saving money.
-I may be hurt but my stupid smile makes everyone think that i'm ok.

Done, the post prolly benfitted me more than you reading it.

Ola,

<3



Thursday, October 15, 2009

11:15 and 1115 hours behind in Active8 work.

I very much hate Active8 Portfolios and I very very much hate my habits of procrastination.

My whole body is aching D:

This week I will post a nice long post to let everything out.


ahahahaha Louie is the only one that reads my blog. I should just start writing specifically to him soon.

Nite all.

<3

Monday, October 12, 2009

Oh my lord. Udders, emos, and twitching tounges.

I haven't laughed this much for ages, seriously I was in the kitchen, mum was cooking dinner and I was rocking back and forwards in laughter like a a fat kid that, just possibly, had too much cake.

(note this was after we finished on the topic of texting or some normal shit like dat)

Jacqueline Edwards
...Farmville golly its addictive, isn't that sad?
Yesterday at 9:02pm · Delete

Jasmine Argent
never tried it eyy.. I'm not in with the farmville crew.. so sad, i feel devo ): are you happy now, i feel devo and i was soo happy, what the hell is your problem jackie, why would you bring up this topic hey,
Yesterday at 9:07pm

Jacqueline Edwards
I thought we could converse about pink cows which give strawberry milk, and wilting crops on my 14 x 14 farm . We couldve had something special? ahahahahahaha YOU WISH! ^^
Yesterday at 9:13pm · Delete

Jasmine Argent
i wish for us to converse about pink cows who give strawberry milk every single day, but you've really cut me deep jackie, i don't know if our relationship will be able to recover from this blow.. those damn cows touch my heart..
Yesterday at 9:18pm

Jacqueline Edwards
i think i slightly peeded my pants my laughing :D get real, toughen (cant spell?) up woman, i know my presense is just too god damn wonderful but you have to learn how to be independant cant rely on cows all the time, cause eventually they will go to a cow heaven. Sorry child/pats back.
Yesterday at 9:24pm · Delete

Jasmine Argent
i know in my head that you can't trust in those damn cows, coz the relationships just don't last, but my heart can't let them go, when i see those beautiful udders and taste the beautiful milk i just can't stay mad at them.. i think i may have a problem :S
Yesterday at 9:29pm

after: indeed.


Fcuk that's some funny shit, well you prolly don't think so but I had to take note.

and why does my tounge hurt? it's got this weird tingly feeling like how you go for a long run and your leg starts to twich and feel all funny afterwards? yeah my tounges feeling like that.

from what I recall my tounge has stay put in my mouth all day.

and still can't get over my weird emo marriage dream, ha, emo husband riding in horse and carriage, me in a wedding dress drinking coffee at the table with dad waiting for the 800+ guests to arrive?

i need help.









preferably soon before it gets too late.

Saturday, October 10, 2009

Would you like some more freedom with that?

Why must this glorius freedom end?

and what exactly have I accomplished in the past 2 weeks wtf?

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note: Semaphore is full of nut jobs. I saw a fully grown man walking down the street wearing a gee string. like seriously, I live amoungst this loopy-ness.

short post, nothing special.

Monday, October 5, 2009

What do those hissyfits teach you except how to cry?

Yesterday: I do not like the weekend bus service. Chased down the freaking bus at Westlakes cause I would’ve had to wait an hour for the next one , meaning it’d be 6:03 which is when all the creepos are out. I think the bus driver felt inclined to stop at the side of the road though, as I was running barefoot and my hair was all messy and I had developed a limp from a trolley running over my toe on the way out, and I was frantically waving my hand in the air. He let me in. Thank fucking god. But the bus was full and I was left standing, looking like a rhino had dragged me across Africa. Even better because some old school chums were on the bus and looked horrified. Sigh.

Today: Hate this weather with a passion, it’s hot and I got burnt. I was only out for like 10 mins. I leaped in the pool to find that it is still 5 degrees freakin cold, but I let my body go numb and then it was all good but I had a twitch afterwards -_________- retard.

I want people over now! Goddammit. I don’t care if you crawl in through my window just need some company now D:

I really do love say anything, fav band of the moment.

And if I could swim, I'd swim out to you in the ocean,
Swim out to where you were floating in the dark.
And if I was blessed, I'd walk on the water you're breathing,
To lend you some air for that heaving, sunken chest.

'Cause they chose you as the model for their empty little dreams,
With your new head and your legs spread like a filthy magazine.
And they hunt you, and they gut you, and you give in.

And if I was brave, I'd climb up to you on the mountain,
They led you to drink from their fountain spouting lies.
And I'd slay the horrible beast they commissioned
To steer me away from my mission to your eyes.
And I'd stand there, like a soldier, with my foot upon his chest,
With my grin spread, and my arms out, in my bloodstained Sunday's best,
And you'd hold me; I'd remind you who you are under their shell.

I'd walk through hell for you, let it burn right through my shoes
These soles are useless without you
Through hell for you, let the torturing ensue;
My soul is useless without you...

And if they send a whirlwind, I'd hug it like a harmless little tree.
Or an earthquake, I'd calm it, and I'd bring you back to me.
And I'd hold you in my weak arms like a first born.

I'd walk through hell for you, let it burn right through my shoes,
These soles are useless without you
Through hell for you, let the torturing ensue;
My soul is useless without you...

Through hell for you
Through hell for you
Without you, without you...

Now I've walked through hell for you.
What's an adventurer to do,
But rest these feet at home with you?





Annnnnd WTF Male stockings?
We do not sell male stockings, who in Australia would even think of selling male stockings. *shudder*



OMG ITS 7 OCLOCK?

Thursday, October 1, 2009

'Cause there's no such thing as too young'
















Home.
Yip yip yip.








But hungry like crazy, cause’ dad has zipped off somewhere and of course we clear the fridge out before we go on any trips to prevent mould *shudder* so there is no trace of edible stuff in the house.


Paskeville field day was shit. Nothing for people of my age to enjoy just business people hassling other business people into buying their ‘bussnissy’ products and services. Although I must admit country boys are fair cute. I tried to be inconspicuous but I gave up cause I could’ve smacked one over the head with a shovel and they wouldn’t have noticed anyway, they are just too obsessed with tractors and all that country shiz. Eh, I tried.


I wanna go places next week since I have the time, this week was completely wasted. I got a few plans up my sleeve though. Need to print photos :D haven’t done that since year 8!!!!! D:


I got bit by a massive ant up Moonta and frick it hurt, right on my thigh too, now if I go in public I can’t scratch the darn thing cause I’ll look like a spack D: Damn you 364872364 legged black miniature spider. Go wallow in a hole and die. Even after I was taught a lesson not to run around in the garden I was enticed to chase a gecko because it had a wonky leg, I called him Richard.







On a more normal note..







My room needs a clean. Now. *note: messy pics attached* Tis’ getting to the stage where I sit on the ground into of at the desk. Tsk Tsk. And it looks incredibly boring, needs a change. Any ideas?


Music Update:
Pierce the veil are actually really good especially ‘Kissing in cars’ and ‘Yeah boy and doll face’ thanks Louie, I finally got round to downloading some of your suggested stoof.


Cheerio chaps. <3













Monday, September 28, 2009

'This hour's struck. You're out of luck'

Bought Capulet's album today 'We wont let go' 10 Bucks :DDD so worth more, check it.

I'm tempted to finish some work but I don't think i will, having too much fun watching scrubs re-runs (y)

++++ I just ate 3 full sized vegemite rolls without realising it, wtf.

<3

Saturday, September 26, 2009

'Oh I like you so very much, so much infact, I gotta wake you up'

I love having not to worry about shit that's due tomorrow.
and Oliver? I'll change my song soon as it just scared the shit outta' me too ><

I'm being dragged to Moonta Tuesday (til Friday) . Have to cart all my crap with me, it's such a waste of my free week. although i'm looking forward to the Paskeville field days (tis' like the country take of the royal show) the sheep dog trials ahaha that'll be interesting oh' and the fact that i'm gonna go wondering off to find some young farmer hotties to pervy on (I choose that day as they are all bunched up in one place). Yeah.. when I'm up there I result to such actions. How sad.


I had the weirdest 3-way convo with my cousin and her boyfriend over msn last night. She's ticked now but i'm still laughing. It went a little something like this.

'Britty': I'll add him don't be stupid mmmmmmk? (obv, she's embarrassed of me)
'Me': I wont, I wont, hurry up
'Her boyfriend (who is random stranger to me)': howdy
'Me': hey thought i'd warn ya now, don't go macking out with my cuz she chews mushrooms instead of chewys
'Britty': Jack...
'Her Boyfriend': huh?
'Me' :Didya' know mushrooms are actually a type of fungi?
Britty leaves convo, as does her boyfriend. I laughed so much, I love doing that.

*sigh*


oh and one angry point.... iSnack 2.0 as the new vegemite? WTF stupid company killed vegemite D: who do you fucking think you are? what did vegemite ever do to you? stupid idiot.

New music update.
Capulet, awsome SA band (y) I work with the bass guy, he told me to spread the word. I'm planning to buy the disk soon, see what the EP albums like.

GIANT WOMBAT GONNA EAT ME!!!!!!!

Friday, September 25, 2009

It was happy day today for me :)

I was on a high for like the whole day, for 2 reasons.

a) I had my new camera in hand :DDD thankyou mum and dad.

b) and 2 weeks of freedom began at 12:45

t'was a good half day.

And going to Lovely Jubbly after made me happier, and my term 3 report card made me the happiest.

Looking forward to a good sleep, not work tomorrow though, in the early hours of the morning. -.-

Sayonara Mr Robato

Monday, September 21, 2009

Blurry eyes,

Oh haiii thur,

I'm pissed, really pissed, specially with dad who gives me no freakin independence.
I asked him if I could go to Rockstar with the others, after explaining how safe it actually is, and he's like no. I asked why and he said 'no way are you going to hang out with sixteen year old pot heads' -I quote him. He thinks that these underage club things are for druggies? like seriously is he giving me anything to look forward to?

arrr. I think you need to reconsider your parenting methods. To be frank.

And our back yard is flooded so he may be a little aggrivated. And pissed at me cause I ran across the train track. But I weighed up my odds and all, there was prolly more chance of the rain killing me than a train (which may i add was at least 30 m's away) but eh, I stunk out my car with my foul smelling wet skirt. So har har, take that.

This hair colour of mine is, making me unsure, it's a little erm' vibrant for my liking but i'll see if it grows on me.

And today I found out out lust means, it all makes sense now.

Thanks sex ed. lessons, prolly first thing you have taught me, all that other crap you babble on about is irrelevant. Also I noticed (by watching that ridculous vid) how some girls need a life, stop relying on the sleeze bags that your with and accept the fact that he hates your naggy company. It looks desperato. Like seriously, you revolve your entire life around him, every aspect, every thought. But if you look deep in his mind you'll find that the 10% of time left that he has to think of you, it'll be about fucking you. It just annoys me, is there one guy out there who is genuinely interested in listening to how you feel?

Sorry, it just annoys me.

I want Tom back, and his afternoon pancakes :(

Thursday, September 17, 2009

I believe it's called Sweet Relief,

It's the weekend,
golly goodness.
And I'm gradually getting work done, even if it is at the speed of a fingernail growing.

And thankgod Mrs McCarthy is nice, she let me have my extension on that film review. Teachers never usually give extensions. But phew, cause i've been up to here *points to top of head* with work.

Other than that i have nothing to worry/stress about.


Although, this blog isnt really getting anywhere, unlike Nhu's
so pretty and clean. Her's looks like a freaking piece of art -________- . Which makes me mad, but I do love her dedication :) It's nice to reminisce.

It's so so very hot, i'm going to miss winter/spring when evil summer comes along. Winter makes me happy, you have the excuse to take long hot baths and drink excessive amounts of hot chocolate and sit outside and freeze your butt off, but still be happy. You could also cuddle, but sadly I deter cuddlers.

Gonna actually do my media tonight as i have a full day of work tomorrow, I want to make it look profesh.

I <3 The Morning of.

"Reverie"
Another morning with my eyes towards the Hudson
Wishing the current would carry me away
I would kill to make it to the Atlantic
If the world would only stop for me
Another day that I can't face your blue eyes
We're falling apart
and I'm scared to death
You were much worse for wear and I...
Am taking the blame for this
I am falling towards the coast
Let the waves crash over me
To life, to glory goes the toast
as I become the sea
Lord, get me out of this city tonight
Cause you are what made me feel alive
Here I am again, running away from the truth
Just know, that you move me, like I've never been moved
Yeah, like I've never been moved
Another night, looking past you towards the Hudson
Wishing I could move the mountains with my two eyes
I would kill to make it to the horizon
If the world would only stop for us
Another day that I crumbled beneath the sky
My regret is taking the place of all my dreams
It's all thats left to fill the void you left behind
But I, I guess I always had the choice
I am falling towards the coast
Let the waves crash over me
To life, to glory goes the toast
as I become the sea
Lord, get me out of this city tonight
Cause you are what made me feel alive
Here I am again, running away from the truth
Just know, that you move me, like I've never been moved
Yeah, like I've never been moved
They say the wind is everyone that you've ever loved
Grazing their lips upon your cheek(spending forever in reverie...)
And they say the wind is everyone that you've ever loved
Grazing their lips upon your cheek
Lord, get me out of this city tonight
Cause I just want to make it out alive
Lord, get me out of this city tonight
Oh, you made me feel aliveOh, Here I am
Here I am again, running away from the truth
And just know, that you move me, like I've never been moved
Lord, get me out of this city tonight
Cause you are what made me feel alive
Here I am again, running away from the truth
Just know, that you move me, like I've never been moved
Yeah, you move me, like I've never been moved
Yeah, you move me, like I've never been moved
"Sadly Enough,
there's still
a part of
me that
likes the
big idiot."
Why does my head always go where I don't want it to?

Monday, September 14, 2009

"I'll know my purpose. this war was worth this. I won't let you down…"

I feel incredibly bad for saying no to the beach again. That’s twice now I’ve said to Saz that I cannot go, but it’s only because I have to watch dickhead and I feel all lethargic not to mention the fact that I WILL burn, regardless that tis' only like 20 degrees out there.

I’m sorry, I will go sooner or later just have to find a way to escape.

I’m here because I’m procrastinating. Once again that chunky bunch of homework is not going to be touched for at least 30 minutes. So nah nah ni nah nah.

And I have come across another amazing band, ‘Say anything’ yeah, you prolly heard of them already but ahh (L)________(L)

Especially the song ‘Alive with the glory of love’ and ‘Wow, I can get sexual too’ which I’ll prolly add now to my blog ><>

And new ATL pictures from ‘Damned if I do ya, Damned if I don’t’ :DDDDDD I was so happy. (2 Pics below ^^)

My thoughts are all muddled at the moment, I can’t make up my mind about what I do and do not want. Uh hm.

I’m gonna leave it there. Before I blurt out my incredibly retarded thoughts.







<3

Friday, September 11, 2009







...and some shots from Mock interview day for your enjoyment *cough*

Pigeons are going to dominate the world.


I just had a nanna nap.

And actually dreamt, which is amazing because I was only asleep for 15 minutes or so.

According to my dream, Pigeons are going to take over Semaphore and Largs bay. They were wearing those funny shoes from Holland. Seriously how do my dreams get like this? I wonder if it means anything?


Pigeons are too stupid enough to think that cars will stop for them.

Note: They don't.


At least my mum is like animal crazy and does actually stop and wait for the little buggers to move.


Bless their souls.


Not my dad though. He owns a slingshot.


Random post, just letting out my confusion.




Monday, September 7, 2009

"Righteo chum, let's see how this works"

Just got back from Westlakes with a belt and a retarded bracelet which I regret getting.
All together cost me 40 dollars.
Not happy Jan.

That was my quota for the week, and on what? 2 little unnecessary items. Ugh, impulse buying. Better get me those extra points for mock interviews though. God dammit.

So nervous about it, sure my fat-ass folder is sitting on my bed right now waiting for me to revise but I can’t bring myself to pick it up (along with the other pile of overdue work) . Once again I’m going to procrastinate, and wing it 9:00am wednesday -_______-

Instead I’ll try to jazz up this shiz so it has a little bit of character.
Unlikely.

but oh well,


'The Starting line' -Best of me (L)____(L)



Sunday, September 6, 2009

The first of the first.

Hello thereeee :)

I am not actually the owner of this blog. But because I helped created this, I thought I should leave something. LOL. Well, Jackie is a really unordinary girl so her blog will be interesting to read :L Lmao. That's all folks!

I'm off. You stay classy planet earth.
Oh! And remember to visit my blog too :D
Thanks,
Love N