Facebook convo worth posting.

Cindy Nguyen WENONAH :D thank you for the sperm. i love it! its sooo cute, cant stop playing with it :L roflmao lover you. remember to bring the mircosoft disk to school tmrw ♥
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Jacqueline Edwards
did you give cindy what i think you gave cindy?
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Wenonah Oliver
maybe I did and maybe I didn't, you'll just have to wait and see. Cindy bring the sperm tomorrow so we can show Jackie ;)
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Cindy Nguyen
O_O" omggggg jacqui LOL!wished you were at sschool today D: could have had the chance to see my new sperm roflmao.
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Jacqueline Edwards
O_______O
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Cindy Nguyen
okays sure thang! then jacqui can play with my sperm too (:
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Jacqueline Edwards
should i be scared?
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Wenonah Oliver
you can just see Jackies face. lololol.
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Cindy Nguyen
no, you should be horny ;)
2 hours ago

Cindy Nguyen
LOLOL true true.
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Wenonah Oliver
lol
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Jacqueline Edwards
Oliver did you impregnate cindy? cause this is getting creepy
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Wenonah Oliver
well if she is pregnant it must be my child ^.^
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Jacqueline Edwards
and that child must be killed.
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Wenonah Oliver
nononononononnonono
about an hour ago

Jacqueline Edwards
we can't risk a 'wendy' on planet earth.
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Wenonah Oliver
rofl
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Cindy Nguyen
jacqui, would you like wenonah to fertalise your egg for you instead?
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Cindy Nguyen
:D
about an hour ago

Wenonah Oliver
lmao, or maybe you want to have cindys child?
about an hour ago

Jacqueline Edwards
sure thang O_____O/ cricket chirps. Jackie runs to england.
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Wenonah Oliver
lolololol :X
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Cindy Nguyen
jacqui runs to england to get the royal cot for the baybay :L
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Cindy Nguyen
thnank you jacqui. lover you jacqui ♥
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Wenonah Oliver
:L
about an hour ago

Jacqueline Edwards
Cindy, i had this shrink called, erm, mirabbeellaqsjwdjdjnwq kuzosko, she works wonders on the mind. Really helped me and my issues. Would you like her number?
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Wenonah Oliver
this is better than pay tv lololololol
about an hour ago

Jacqueline Edwards
bursts out in song/ "I'm too sexy for my shirt, too sexy for my shirt, So sexy yeah it hurts"
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Jacqueline Edwards
ahaha that song has been in my head all fcking day -______-
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Wenonah Oliver
lol, 28 comments, not a bad effort people ;)
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Jacqueline Edwards
I got to 100 one time. So best we keep talking.
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Jacqueline Edwards
but maybe later i got deeeenar. nom.
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Cindy Nguyen
ROFLMAO jacqui you are too sxc for your shirt ;)
about an hour ago

Cindy Nguyen
i can take it off for you ;)
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Jacqueline Edwards
/books plane to antartica.
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Wenonah Oliver
leave your window unlocked tonight Cindy, its my night not stefis ;)
about an hour ago

Cindy Nguyen
roflmao aiights, i'll leave my window open that jacqui babe anyday :DDDDD
about an hour ago

Wenonah Oliver
ayyyyyy
about an hour ago

Stefi Beka
Cindy! >.>Wenonah you bish. stealing my lady. tsk tsk tsk.You wait tomorrow. We will take this at school.and and Hey Jackie, you sxc beast (;
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Emilka Misiewicz
LMFAOi love that sperm (: its sexy
20 minutes ago

Cindy Nguyen
rolfmao! omg this is one HUMP-able and FCUK-able convo :Dcindy likes!
9 minutes ago

Stefi Beka
no you are. (;
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Emilka Misiewicz
LMFAOnioceee
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Jacqueline Edwards
who's humpable and fcukable?
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Stefi Beka
Cindy. (;big time.
3 minutes ago

Jacqueline Edwards
I was hoping you'd say me. sulk/ goes cries in corner.
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Stefi Beka
Oh sorry jackie. ur slap ass-able. (;
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Jacqueline Edwards
yeow. Only just read over the convo and realised how incredibly disturbed we are.

FTSK

"Well I'm just a fool for you and I think I'm going crazy. I can't control myself or contain my thoughts It's eating me up inside. Now I see everything a little more clearly. The bad outweighs the good things. Was this every good thing for me? Oh oh Was this every good thing for me? Oh oh.

You're just a phone call away. Every day you seem further away (you're just a phone call away) I do my best to put my pride aside and apologize, cut myself down a notch (Every day you seem further away) And I know I said some things that hurt. But It took ninety seven missed calls to finally get over you

All I, all I really wanted was a good job. A nine to five never seemed to cut it. Was too wrapped up in her to be working like that. Soon you'll see that everything will work out for me. So keep your promises you promised to me. Whoa oh oh yeah

You're just a phone call away. Every day you seem further away. (your just a phone call away) I do my best to put my pride aside and apologize cut myself down a notch (Every day you seem further away) I know I said some things that hurt. But it took ninety seven missed calls to finally get over you

You're taking me places I've never been. You're feeling me out and I'm filling you in. What's more important? Saving yourself or letting me in? What's more important? What's more important? What's more important? Saving yourself or letting me in ?

You're just a phone call away. Every day you seem further away (you're just a phone call away) I do my best to throw my pride aside and apologize, cut myself down a notch

(Every day you seem further away) I know I said some things that hurt

But it It took ninety seven missed calls to finally get over you."

wqdhdbwfbuwqfegyewgfew gah!

I can't believe I cried whilst watching a Bridge to Terebithia. What is wrong with me? But seriously, Leslie should not have died I felt like crawling in the TV and hugging Jessie, the poor luv.

and my bro is in the other room watching Eragon, how come I have not seen the heavenly Ed Speelers before? my gawd I think I just had a heart attack..

lordy lordy lord.

Believe me, i'm lying.

Why the frick is christmas stuff out already? it's October! you sad sad people. Ya' like chipmunks, collecting mass amounts of walnuts, or in this case chocolate and shit, and store it away like nutters going into hibernation , seriously chocolate has a use by date.

Ate 5 cold rolls today, by god they are heaven on the tastbuds, I don't care that I spent 12 dollars on them. So so so very worth it.

I just figured that i have 2 months left to stay on these god damn skin tablets. no more aching joints and sheets of skin peeling of my lips D: must say i'm pretty happy with my progress, no lumps to be seen :D just redness, lots of it and scarring which I have to wait even longer for to go away. Fingers crosses i'm makeup free by january. I know that sounds far away but it's nothing considering the fact that i've been putting up with this shit for like 3 years.

hmmf.

Really wanna rent a movie but too lazy to leave the house. I feel crap lately, not up with it. Feel's like verything is moving too fast for me.

I want a hug. That's how low i've stooped.

Looking forward to Amber's birthday friday :) have the op. to get all dressed up for once, still have the feeling that the dress is to frilly though -_____-

Sticky photos <3

"I'm in love with a critic and a skeptic."

Note: Bought FTSK new album today, it's awsome.

With Today's blog i'm going to list my randomness. To see how much I can actually realise. (note: most of the stuff you may have already realised)

-I find the floor odly comfortable.
-I have the ability to speak to seagulls.
-I'm pretty sure I am a homophobic. That's bad i know, but it's true.
-I like the smell of the petrol station, but i am not a petrol sniffer.
-When I was little I used to collect rocks from some weird gypsy shop and pronounced yellow as yerrow.
-I hate the taste of tomatoes and bananas.
-I was told in year 4 that I needed a tutor, for my poor english skills, aha, never got one, suckers.
-I have a thing for guy's with nice noses.
-I think freckles are adorable.
-I still have a bath everynight like a 5 year old.
-I look forward to just being still and quiet, and being able to think about everything in life.
-I do not like overplayed radio music.
-I wear makeup not only to hide my horrid skin, but to hide the fact that I blush which is a dead giveaway for many things.
-I stutter like crazy, but I hide it well.
-I get nervous alot, so I compensate for it by acting like an idiot.
-I'm not particulary sure what colour my hair is anymore.
-I wish I did ballet.
-I love sitting in the rain when no one is around.
-I am double jointed in three places.
-I wish I was slightly more normal.
-I burn so easily these days.
-I get nervous when I know people are watching me write.
-I'd give so much to be able to play an instrument.
-I really want to sing infront of others for once in my life, and not sound like a broken record.
-I want dark blue contacts.
-I can't delete stuff off my PC -______- it could be homework from year 8! but I refuse to delete it because 'I may need it someday', which I know I will not.
-I can't talk to anyone about my thoughts cause I think that they will 'silently judge me'
-I think that just because they don't say it doesn't mean they are not thinking it, think about it.
-I enjoy long car trips and sleeping in the car even when it's parked in the driveway.
-I can't stand the feeling of seawater in my hair.
-I am horrible when it comes to saving money.
-I may be hurt but my stupid smile makes everyone think that i'm ok.

Done, the post prolly benfitted me more than you reading it.

Ola,

<3

11:15 and 1115 hours behind in Active8 work.

I very much hate Active8 Portfolios and I very very much hate my habits of procrastination.

My whole body is aching D:

This week I will post a nice long post to let everything out.


ahahahaha Louie is the only one that reads my blog. I should just start writing specifically to him soon.

Nite all.

<3

Oh my lord. Udders, emos, and twitching tounges.

I haven't laughed this much for ages, seriously I was in the kitchen, mum was cooking dinner and I was rocking back and forwards in laughter like a a fat kid that, just possibly, had too much cake.

(note this was after we finished on the topic of texting or some normal shit like dat)

Jacqueline Edwards
...Farmville golly its addictive, isn't that sad?
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Jasmine Argent
never tried it eyy.. I'm not in with the farmville crew.. so sad, i feel devo ): are you happy now, i feel devo and i was soo happy, what the hell is your problem jackie, why would you bring up this topic hey,
Yesterday at 9:07pm

Jacqueline Edwards
I thought we could converse about pink cows which give strawberry milk, and wilting crops on my 14 x 14 farm . We couldve had something special? ahahahahahaha YOU WISH! ^^
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Jasmine Argent
i wish for us to converse about pink cows who give strawberry milk every single day, but you've really cut me deep jackie, i don't know if our relationship will be able to recover from this blow.. those damn cows touch my heart..
Yesterday at 9:18pm

Jacqueline Edwards
i think i slightly peeded my pants my laughing :D get real, toughen (cant spell?) up woman, i know my presense is just too god damn wonderful but you have to learn how to be independant cant rely on cows all the time, cause eventually they will go to a cow heaven. Sorry child/pats back.
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Jasmine Argent
i know in my head that you can't trust in those damn cows, coz the relationships just don't last, but my heart can't let them go, when i see those beautiful udders and taste the beautiful milk i just can't stay mad at them.. i think i may have a problem :S
Yesterday at 9:29pm

after: indeed.


Fcuk that's some funny shit, well you prolly don't think so but I had to take note.

and why does my tounge hurt? it's got this weird tingly feeling like how you go for a long run and your leg starts to twich and feel all funny afterwards? yeah my tounges feeling like that.

from what I recall my tounge has stay put in my mouth all day.

and still can't get over my weird emo marriage dream, ha, emo husband riding in horse and carriage, me in a wedding dress drinking coffee at the table with dad waiting for the 800+ guests to arrive?

i need help.









preferably soon before it gets too late.

Would you like some more freedom with that?

Why must this glorius freedom end?

and what exactly have I accomplished in the past 2 weeks wtf?

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note: Semaphore is full of nut jobs. I saw a fully grown man walking down the street wearing a gee string. like seriously, I live amoungst this loopy-ness.

short post, nothing special.

What do those hissyfits teach you except how to cry?

Yesterday: I do not like the weekend bus service. Chased down the freaking bus at Westlakes cause I would’ve had to wait an hour for the next one , meaning it’d be 6:03 which is when all the creepos are out. I think the bus driver felt inclined to stop at the side of the road though, as I was running barefoot and my hair was all messy and I had developed a limp from a trolley running over my toe on the way out, and I was frantically waving my hand in the air. He let me in. Thank fucking god. But the bus was full and I was left standing, looking like a rhino had dragged me across Africa. Even better because some old school chums were on the bus and looked horrified. Sigh.

Today: Hate this weather with a passion, it’s hot and I got burnt. I was only out for like 10 mins. I leaped in the pool to find that it is still 5 degrees freakin cold, but I let my body go numb and then it was all good but I had a twitch afterwards -_________- retard.

I want people over now! Goddammit. I don’t care if you crawl in through my window just need some company now D:

I really do love say anything, fav band of the moment.

And if I could swim, I'd swim out to you in the ocean,
Swim out to where you were floating in the dark.
And if I was blessed, I'd walk on the water you're breathing,
To lend you some air for that heaving, sunken chest.

'Cause they chose you as the model for their empty little dreams,
With your new head and your legs spread like a filthy magazine.
And they hunt you, and they gut you, and you give in.

And if I was brave, I'd climb up to you on the mountain,
They led you to drink from their fountain spouting lies.
And I'd slay the horrible beast they commissioned
To steer me away from my mission to your eyes.
And I'd stand there, like a soldier, with my foot upon his chest,
With my grin spread, and my arms out, in my bloodstained Sunday's best,
And you'd hold me; I'd remind you who you are under their shell.

I'd walk through hell for you, let it burn right through my shoes
These soles are useless without you
Through hell for you, let the torturing ensue;
My soul is useless without you...

And if they send a whirlwind, I'd hug it like a harmless little tree.
Or an earthquake, I'd calm it, and I'd bring you back to me.
And I'd hold you in my weak arms like a first born.

I'd walk through hell for you, let it burn right through my shoes,
These soles are useless without you
Through hell for you, let the torturing ensue;
My soul is useless without you...

Through hell for you
Through hell for you
Without you, without you...

Now I've walked through hell for you.
What's an adventurer to do,
But rest these feet at home with you?




Annnnnd WTF Male stockings?
We do not sell male stockings, who in Australia would even think of selling male stockings. *shudder*



OMG ITS 7 OCLOCK?

'Cause there's no such thing as too young'

Home.
Yip yip yip.

But hungry like crazy, cause’ dad has zipped off somewhere and of course we clear the fridge out before we go on any trips to prevent mould *shudder* so there is no trace of edible stuff in the house.

Paskeville field day was shit. Nothing for people of my age to enjoy just business people hassling other business people into buying their ‘bussnissy’ products and services. Although I must admit country boys are fair cute. I tried to be inconspicuous but I gave up cause I could’ve smacked one over the head with a shovel and they wouldn’t have noticed anyway, they are just too obsessed with tractors and all that country shiz. Eh, I tried.

I wanna go places next week since I have the time, this week was completely wasted. I got a few plans up my sleeve though. Need to print photos :D haven’t done that since year 8!!!!! D:

I got bit by a massive ant up Moonta and frick it hurt, right on my thigh too, now if I go in public I can’t scratch the darn thing cause I’ll look like a spack D: Damn you 364872364 legged black miniature spider. Go wallow in a hole and die. Even after I was taught a lesson not to run around in the garden I was enticed to chase a gecko because it had a wonky leg, I called him Richard.

On a more normal note..

My room needs a clean. Now. *note: messy pics attached* Tis’ getting to the stage where I sit on the ground into of at the desk. Tsk Tsk. And it looks incredibly boring, needs a change. Any ideas?

Music Update:
Pierce the veil are actually really good especially ‘Kissing in cars’ and ‘Yeah boy and doll face’ thanks Louie, I finally got round to downloading some of your suggested stoof.

Cheerio chaps. <3