The early bird ate too many worms and died.

To 'Dear' Mathematics A,

Go fuck yourself.
Stop making me feel incrediably stupid.

Yours sincerly,

Jacqueline Edwards.

Jiffy's $1.75
seriously brand new :D

My beloved purple top $4.50 which looks awsome paired with my denim vest ^^

My dress :D although it isn't so shiny in real life, stupid flash makes it look weird -____-

fck my man shoulders.

Stefi:...We're on a horse

Stefi's mum: A horse, what kind of horse?!

I love op shopping :) lots and lots.

Shoes- $12.50




Goofy Bag :) - $5.50

My week has been non-stop, Haven't been bored once :D that's a new record people.

Christmas party was funny as and lunch/op shopping with the girlies thursday was amazing :D

Haven't posted for awile.. merr. But i'm looking forward to whatever adventures pop up since my parentals are being chill, mostly cause i've been a good girl :) hiccup. So more pics and posts then.

Cant' wait til sarah's motherfuckingmocktailparty, gunna' be awsome and i'm going food shopping with saz' Thursday, something which i'm looking forward to cause' food shopping is funny when the rent's arn't with ya.

Fck i'm thirsty craving that rasberry mineral water right now!

Still wanna go soundwave, mum hinted that she had been doing her research on it,

me/ jumps in car after work.

silence for 5 mins

mum/ so-in-so at work said her daughter went to stereosonic, cops were everywhere apparently. Not good at all. What'd you want to go to? summersonic?

me: soundwave..

mum: Yeah ya not gunna get in you have to be 18..

Me: NO it's 'all ages' i'll prove it to ya

mum: /continues. Not to mention the fact that there's going to be weirdos everywhere.

me: ffs i'm not stupid.

mum: DONT SWEAR!

/gets home runs to laptop. Prints off website FAQ stating 'ALL AGES'

me: see.

mum: oh.

mum: we'll see.

goddammit!

I love Owl city!

Haven't been on here in awile?

Exams are over, no work to be handed up. Even if I did wing the exams and fail. I'm free. I Can do whatever I want. I Can see whoever I want , pretty much whenever I want. Hazah!

But yesterday was the last day For Weno-n-ah, Cindy Bonnie & Izzy D: so devo. Why must everyone leave?!


At least the next few days are not completly dead, which is a change. Usually i'm bored shitless after the first weekend.

Tomorrow.
A spec. gathering TOP SECRET. Well not really but still not game enough to type, just incase.

Monday.
Peer Support thingo jingo. Not Sure whether we wear casual? Someone please inform me otherwise things could be embarrasing.

Tuesday.
Presentation rehersals 11:00am-?
Skin appointment 3:45pm
Presentation Night AAMI Stadium -Someone please tell me what time? is it 7:00-ish?

Wednesday.
Work x-mas party Woodville bowls 7:00pm

Friday (Dec 11)
Saz's mocktail partay! :DD yip yip.

Note: I very much like 'mother' drinks. I've have not felt sleepy at alllll today! 8)

Note 2 : Fucking comp turns it's fucking self off all the fucking time @: god bloody damn you box of nuts and bolts! . Thank god blogger saves automatically. Hence the reason that..

I'm saving up for a new laptop. This one is heavy and dies every 15 minutes and through boredom I have scratched off it's once glossy paint job off and I have re-painted pretty colours over it. Only to realise now, that it looks super tacky.
Hello thin, light, black and red Toshiba compltete with 3.0 Ghz! 1000GB HDD :O and bluetooth; and much more super awsomeness. Will you let me pay off your 2599 pricetag slowly each week? You better.

A Horny revolution.

GRANNY TRANNY

Rasputan the mutan! aka Jasmine
Ruth...aka Jackie..

P.s I hate Jasmine argent, she's a whore.

Louie's request: "Louie is sick and is 'mang on' as jasmine is describing him. Yeah peesh!

This is Jasmine argent reporting from the depths of the library cellar..
at the moment herds of screaming kids, mostly year 8's are being sacraficed to
the granny tranny to seduce her, and tend to her horny needs.

You get where this story is going yeah?
We won't go into the horny details.

Jasmeena obv. needs a cold shower atm.
Edit by jaz : A long cold shower. To wank.
ew Jasmine no. stop there.

if you have an issus heres a tissue

I'll give you a nickel if you tickle my pickle!!

Last day! suck on that everyone who is not on their last day and looking foward to the next day as they still have another day whilst we do not.
merrrr.

moo with your horny cow.
bahh with your sexually active sheep.

I'm too sexy for my shirt, too sexy for my shirt, too sexy yeh it hurttttsss.

Stefi just sharted

"My priorities are out of whack."

Being at home, is fantastic yes i'm being unsociable but it's better than me fainting at school and being towed away. Although i'm not doing work like i was intending to, but i will get to it, in about an hour or so. Maybe.

Exams, freaking out! yet i'm not doing anything to prepare so i can only blame myself. It's just i've lost all ambition, i'm usually dead by term 4 anyways.

Hot weather+school attendence= No thanks.

and whoever keeps pranking me? FUCK OFF stupid private number shit of yours. asdfghjkl! Fckuing idiots ring up first time round 12-ish ...
me: ello?
fuckers: 'eh thar pretty laiiidaayy..
then they go on to say something bout going to fiji and 'getting down'? -_____-
me: fuck off/ hangs up.

then they just kept ringing and heavy breathing into the phone.. like seriously get a life! is it possible to block private numbers?

ugh.




and as for you.
I was stupid to think it would work in the first place.

And if you stop? I'll put the killer ants in your pants!

To LOUIE, who has actually created an account. So now he can comment on my posts seeing as he checks each day. Don't deny it, you do. ahaha,

List of things that need doing.

-English essay (you'd think with like a free week i would have got it done? , no.)
-PLS D:
-Math test friday -____-
-Exam prep.
-Actually Have fun? like that's gunna happen until, i dunno, 2050.

I have gone through 40 bucks of phone cred so far this month O__O stop. now. Before it's too late.

and I got soda all over my laptop, now it has sticky goodness. At least it smells nice?

fcuk. fukc. fkcu.